June 2012
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It’s for the touch, for the touch. After all we are only human beings down here...
– Martin Amis | Money (via blogut)
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It was a widely misinterpreted movie, I think…. People tend to say, “Why didn’t...
– Joseph Gordon-Levitt on (500) Days of Summer (via marsneedswomen)
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romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nurse called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
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Eating a Hot Pocket
Expectation: Mmm what a delicious treat.
Reality: FUCK SHIT MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE
I have not been out of high school long enough for...
I’m not even dating anyone and people are getting engaged left and right. What the fuck.
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One Direction.
Jazzanie: EW!
Me: What?!
Jazzanie: I just saw something gross on my dashboard.
Me: What, porn?
Jazzanie: No, One Direction.
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UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH
This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said...
– Robert Downey Jr. (via yosoyuntaco)
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Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
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Yesterday, I was talking to some girls before my yoga class about pets. And they were both talking about their dogs and showing pictures and just obsessing over them. And then one girl mentions that she used to have a pug and I pretty much lost my shit. Like, I didn’t know how to express my love for pugs, I’m pretty sure I was speechless. I think my sentence came out something like...
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You know that moment when someone really close and special to you gives you really great news that they’ve accomplished something or have an amazing opportunity ahead of them? And you want to, for the life of you, be ecstatic for them because they deserve it, but somewhere deep in your heart you’re upset because it means they’ll be away from you at least that much longer? It...
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Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something is...
– The Princess Diaries
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How I feel about the paper I'm trying to write (in...