Why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
The old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways.– Fight Club / Chuck Palahniuk (via catchingelephants)
You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk...– Amelia Pond (Doctor Who)
samw-pmarleau: “Don’t eat raw cookie dough” is the food equivalent to “Please read the Terms and Conditions.”
me at mcdonald's: chicken tenders
me at middle class restaurant: chicken tenders
me at high class steak house: chicken tenders
me at a million dollar restaurant: chicken tenders
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE HAVING KIDS, HOLY SHIT, MY FACEBOOK FEED IS CRAWLING WITH ULTRASOUNDS AND BABY PICTURES (pun intended). Don’t get me wrong, I love kids. But having a baby of my own? Right now? No thank you. I have not lived enough to be so tied down. People my age need to stop trying to grow up so fast. You’re going to have the rest of your life for that.
[[MORE]] I just needed a place to go dsofhwoehtaowiehfoawiejrfwoeijfoewjrfowiej :3 without bothering people. Thank you. That is all.
I can’t decide if I want to stay in the house where I have a fan or go outside and swim in the pool and be hot, but cool at the same time. Also, going outside means I run the risk of wasps attacking me. Hmmm…