Real conversations with my parents.

Mom: What did you do last night?
Me (honestly): I danced in my room.
Mom: To?
Me: Music.
Dad: With?
Me: Myself.
Dad: Like Snoopy?
Me: Yeah, except that dance is a little more complicated than the Snoopy dance...
tagged as: I am an adult. Nineteen years of this. Why haven't they kicked my smart ass out?.